FISH SPOTTING SECTION

right lads if u spot any fish, just let us all no will u

Admin wrote:right lads if u spot any fish, just let us all no will u

lads just spotted 1 new member phil12uk

I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!

Huflungpu wrote:I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!

its all the sweets he eats at skool poo, he loves to convesgate the sweties, as soon as he hears a sweet wrapper jenkins is all over it, he gets the sweets they get half hr detention

Admin wrote:

Huflungpu wrote:I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!

its all the sweets he eats at skool poo, he loves to convesgate the sweties, as soon as he hears a sweet wrapper jenkins is all over it, he gets the sweets they get half hr detention

Ur just jealous jennings cos u thought a 30 minute detention with me was gonna result in the best 30 minutes of ur life..............unfortunately I was asleep after 10 seconds

phil12uk wrote:

Admin wrote:

Huflungpu wrote:I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!

its all the sweets he eats at skool poo, he loves to convesgate the sweties, as soon as he hears a sweet wrapper jenkins is all over it, he gets the sweets they get half hr detention

Ur just jealous jennings cos u thought a 30 minute detention with me was gonna result in the best 30 minutes of ur life..............unfortunately I was asleep after 10 seconds

class mr jenkins did u put the ann summers pinny on pal

Admin wrote:

phil12uk wrote:

Admin wrote:

Huflungpu wrote:I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!

its all the sweets he eats at skool poo, he loves to convesgate the sweties, as soon as he hears a sweet wrapper jenkins is all over it, he gets the sweets they get half hr detention

Ur just jealous jennings cos u thought a 30 minute detention with me was gonna result in the best 30 minutes of ur life..............unfortunately I was asleep after 10 seconds

class mr jenkins did u put the ann summers pinny on pal

That's my special birthday present for tonight mate

SO PHILS ON A PROMISE TNIGHT, IS THAT B4 THE PRIMO OR 2MINS PAST 8 M8 WEN U BUSTED OUT

Admin wrote:SO PHILS ON A PROMISE TNIGHT, IS THAT B4 THE PRIMO OR 2MINS PAST 8 M8 WEN U BUSTED OUT

Later mate cos she's gone to bingo lol

Anthony1965 - INFINITYEV (hope neiher of these guys join here...)

DOHHHHHHH wrote:Anthony1965 - INFINITYEV (hope neiher of these guys join here...)

hahah doesnt matter if they do jj, BADAS is the best ever if u see him get him

N1CK

DOHHHHHHH wrote:N1CK

AGREE WIV THAT 1 DOHHHHHHHH, ctbn did a bit of fishin wiv me lastnight aswell on cash couldnt get him to fold kk, he raised 4 callers i got ace ten, flop comes ace ten 2 hes got kk he c bets i rr massive he calls turn blank i think fk this am all in he snaps me up like a crocodile, then i get a massive kick in the bollocks cuntin king on the river gg

Im liking this thread alot of ppl registered here play around nl30-50 so should help me with table selection.

Cant rly go slaggin the regs off on the sky forum.

Blind on Blind N1CK limps I raise to £2 wth AdKh. He re pops to 7, I flat. Flop comes K high, 3 diamonds, so ive TP TK, NUT DRAW. He check raises me all in, obv I snap and he shows JxQd, for no pair, 2nd nut draw. Had it all sewn up. Mssive spew - people never believe I can sometimes have a hand.

The earlier names, Anthony is just clueless - wudnt be surprised if he doesnt know the rules properly, and INFINITYEV 3 bets every one of my PFRaises, if you can get into his head, somehow (chatbox for me, you guys might have to try something else ) Then he'll start 3 and 4 betting light pre and its a matter of time from then.

Loads of regular donks that uze r all probli onto already - MAKAPAKA - Heapy Dub1's abit of a clown from what i've seen but seems a nice bloke. - SIMONTHAI

ahhaaha nh, n1cks a gd lad aswell not like him to donk of,

Yeh not sure about the limp, raise with JQ OOP tho - he left next hand and was doubled on another table half hour later so maybe was just a blip.

Forgot LINDASKY - probably biggest donk, but also the RICHEST donk on sky poker.

Start one about nits I could list hundreds!

if u got nits m8 u need sum nit lotion stinks a bit like but shud kill the little fuckers , remember that stuff wen i was at junior skool and kids used to come in stinkin of it wasa rite pisser

sure it isnt crabs?

Makapaka i agree with will call you with rag aces and 2nd pair very loose. CTBN is just as bad.

blues56 and madhornet

Lindasky yep massive fish. Last time she put a hand down i was 7yrs old.....which is a fucking long time ago! Anyway im off to cook my chicken and rice like my Afrian grandmother used to make!!

What's a fish? Sensible answers only please!

elsadog wrote:What's a fish? Sensible answers only please!

Fish – A weak player who loses money. More generally, someone who makes a weak play.


A player with a habitual losing record is considered a “fish”. Comparable to the idea of playing the children’s card game “Go Fish”, where the only way to win is to continually see/pull more cards from the deck with the hope of eventually outdrawing an opponent. In the long run, this strategy in poker will end in failure and a player's bankroll will disappear. “Fishing” for scarce cards on a regular basis will label a player accordingly.

While a “fish” might come across as “a genius” for any given hand when they catch a miracle card, the “sharks” welcome them into the tank.

A fish is just one of the many negative slang terms people use to describe poor players. Other names include, donkey, donk, muppet, idiot, sucker, etc.

Usage: What a Fish, He Has Gills, Donked Off Chips

Dohhhhhhh u asked about Shy boy on sky forum.

He has lost $14K+ on sky - used to get ribbed constantly until he deleted his stats off sharkscope. He is the only player I know who has tonnes of experience yet still makes complete novice plays. He truly is a bad player if u treat him like a newbie.....dont try any fancy play against him.

mickjenn wrote:

elsadog wrote:What's a fish? Sensible answers only please!

Fish – A weak player who loses money. More generally, someone who makes a weak play.


A player with a habitual losing record is considered a “fish”. Comparable to the idea of playing the children’s card game “Go Fish”, where the only way to win is to continually see/pull more cards from the deck with the hope of eventually outdrawing an opponent. In the long run, this strategy in poker will end in failure and a player's bankroll will disappear. “Fishing” for scarce cards on a regular basis will label a player accordingly.

While a “fish” might come across as “a genius” for any given hand when they catch a miracle card, the “sharks” welcome them into the tank.


A fish is just one of the many negative slang terms people use to describe poor players. Other names include, donkey, donk, muppet, idiot, sucker, etc.

Usage: What a Fish, He Has Gills, Donked Off Chips

So a fish is Phil12uk shaped then?