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    FISH SPOTTING SECTION

    Post  mickjenn on Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:35 am

    right lads if u spot any fish, just let us all no will u
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    Re: FISH SPOTTING SECTION

    Post  mickjenn on Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:59 am

    Admin wrote:right lads if u spot any fish, just let us all no will u


    lads just spotted 1 new member phil12uk Laughing
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    Post  Huflungpu on Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:54 am

    I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!
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    Post  mickjenn on Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:22 pm

    Huflungpu wrote:I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!

    its all the sweets he eats at skool poo, he loves to convesgate the sweties, as soon as he hears a sweet wrapper jenkins is all over it, he gets the sweets they get half hr detention Laughing
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    Post  phil12uk on Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:31 pm

    Admin wrote:
    Huflungpu wrote:I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!

    its all the sweets he eats at skool poo, he loves to convesgate the sweties, as soon as he hears a sweet wrapper jenkins is all over it, he gets the sweets they get half hr detention Laughing

    Ur just jealous jennings cos u thought a 30 minute detention with me was gonna result in the best 30 minutes of ur life..............unfortunately I was asleep after 10 seconds Wink
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    Re: FISH SPOTTING SECTION

    Post  mickjenn on Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:49 pm

    phil12uk wrote:
    Admin wrote:
    Huflungpu wrote:I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!

    its all the sweets he eats at skool poo, he loves to convesgate the sweties, as soon as he hears a sweet wrapper jenkins is all over it, he gets the sweets they get half hr detention Laughing

    Ur just jealous jennings cos u thought a 30 minute detention with me was gonna result in the best 30 minutes of ur life..............unfortunately I was asleep after 10 seconds Wink


    class mr jenkins Twisted Evil did u put the ann summers pinny on pal
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    Post  phil12uk on Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:55 pm

    Admin wrote:
    phil12uk wrote:
    Admin wrote:
    Huflungpu wrote:I heard Phil12uk got toothache too atm, come on lads get him while he is down!

    its all the sweets he eats at skool poo, he loves to convesgate the sweties, as soon as he hears a sweet wrapper jenkins is all over it, he gets the sweets they get half hr detention Laughing

    Ur just jealous jennings cos u thought a 30 minute detention with me was gonna result in the best 30 minutes of ur life..............unfortunately I was asleep after 10 seconds Wink


    class mr jenkins Twisted Evil did u put the ann summers pinny on pal

    That's my special birthday present for tonight mate I love you
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    Post  mickjenn on Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:56 pm

    SO PHILS ON A PROMISE TNIGHT, IS THAT B4 THE PRIMO OR 2MINS PAST 8 M8 WEN U BUSTED OUT Laughing
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    Post  phil12uk on Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:05 pm

    Admin wrote:SO PHILS ON A PROMISE TNIGHT, IS THAT B4 THE PRIMO OR 2MINS PAST 8 M8 WEN U BUSTED OUT Laughing

    Later mate cos she's gone to bingo lol

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    Post  DOHHHHHHH on Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:22 am

    Anthony1965 - INFINITYEV (hope neiher of these guys join here...)
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    Post  mickjenn on Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:57 am

    DOHHHHHHH wrote:Anthony1965 - INFINITYEV (hope neiher of these guys join here...)

    hahah doesnt matter if they do jj, BADAS is the best ever if u see him get him

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    Post  DOHHHHHHH on Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:40 am

    N1CK
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    Re: FISH SPOTTING SECTION

    Post  mickjenn on Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:44 am

    DOHHHHHHH wrote:N1CK

    AGREE WIV THAT 1 DOHHHHHHHH, ctbn did a bit of fishin wiv me lastnight aswell on cash couldnt get him to fold kk, he raised 4 callers i got ace ten, flop comes ace ten 2 hes got kk he c bets i rr massive he calls turn blank i think fk this am all in he snaps me up like a crocodile, then i get a massive kick in the bollocks cuntin king on the river gg Very Happy

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    Post  DOHHHHHHH on Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:52 am

    Im liking this thread alot of ppl registered here play around nl30-50 so should help me with table selection.

    Cant rly go slaggin the regs off on the sky forum.

    Blind on Blind N1CK limps I raise to £2 wth AdKh. He re pops to 7, I flat. Flop comes K high, 3 diamonds, so ive TP TK, NUT DRAW. He check raises me all in, obv I snap and he shows JxQd, for no pair, 2nd nut draw. Had it all sewn up. Mssive spew - people never believe I can sometimes have a hand.

    The earlier names, Anthony is just clueless - wudnt be surprised if he doesnt know the rules properly, and INFINITYEV 3 bets every one of my PFRaises, if you can get into his head, somehow (chatbox for me, you guys might have to try something else lol! ) Then he'll start 3 and 4 betting light pre and its a matter of time from then.

    Loads of regular donks that uze r all probli onto already - MAKAPAKA - Heapy Dub1's abit of a clown from what i've seen but seems a nice bloke. - SIMONTHAI
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    Post  mickjenn on Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:56 am

    ahhaaha nh, n1cks a gd lad aswell not like him to donk of,

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    Post  DOHHHHHHH on Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:01 am

    Yeh not sure about the limp, raise with JQ OOP tho - he left next hand and was doubled on another table half hour later so maybe was just a blip.

    Forgot LINDASKY - probably biggest donk, but also the RICHEST donk on sky poker.

    Start one about nits study I could list hundreds! lol!
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    Post  mickjenn on Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:11 am

    if u got nits m8 u need sum nit lotion stinks a bit like but shud kill the little fuckers Very Happy, remember that stuff wen i was at junior skool and kids used to come in stinkin of it wasa rite pisser lol!

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    Post  Mr_Miyagi on Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:26 am

    sure it isnt crabs?
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    Re: FISH SPOTTING SECTION

    Post  mickisadonk on Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:43 am

    Makapaka i agree with will call you with rag aces and 2nd pair very loose. CTBN is just as bad.
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    Post  themackem on Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:52 am

    blues56 and madhornet
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    Post  mickisadonk on Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:30 am

    Lindasky yep massive fish. Last time she put a hand down i was 7yrs old.....which is a fucking long time ago! Anyway im off to cook my chicken and rice like my Afrian grandmother used to make!! affraid

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    Post  elsadog on Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:24 am

    What's a fish? Sensible answers only please!
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    Post  mickjenn on Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:27 am

    elsadog wrote:What's a fish? Sensible answers only please!

    Fish – A weak player who loses money. More generally, someone who makes a weak play.


    A player with a habitual losing record is considered a “fish”. Comparable to the idea of playing the children’s card game “Go Fish”, where the only way to win is to continually see/pull more cards from the deck with the hope of eventually outdrawing an opponent. In the long run, this strategy in poker will end in failure and a player's bankroll will disappear. “Fishing” for scarce cards on a regular basis will label a player accordingly.

    While a “fish” might come across as “a genius” for any given hand when they catch a miracle card, the “sharks” welcome them into the tank.

    A fish is just one of the many negative slang terms people use to describe poor players. Other names include, donkey, donk, muppet, idiot, sucker, etc.

    Usage: What a Fish, He Has Gills, Donked Off Chips Very Happy
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    Post  phil12uk on Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:36 am

    Dohhhhhhh u asked about Shy boy on sky forum.

    He has lost $14K+ on sky - used to get ribbed constantly until he deleted his stats off sharkscope. He is the only player I know who has tonnes of experience yet still makes complete novice plays. He truly is a bad player if u treat him like a newbie.....dont try any fancy play against him.

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    Post  elsadog on Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:51 pm

    mickjenn wrote:
    elsadog wrote:What's a fish? Sensible answers only please!

    Fish – A weak player who loses money. More generally, someone who makes a weak play.


    A player with a habitual losing record is considered a “fish”. Comparable to the idea of playing the children’s card game “Go Fish”, where the only way to win is to continually see/pull more cards from the deck with the hope of eventually outdrawing an opponent. In the long run, this strategy in poker will end in failure and a player's bankroll will disappear. “Fishing” for scarce cards on a regular basis will label a player accordingly.

    While a “fish” might come across as “a genius” for any given hand when they catch a miracle card, the “sharks” welcome them into the tank.


    A fish is just one of the many negative slang terms people use to describe poor players. Other names include, donkey, donk, muppet, idiot, sucker, etc.

    Usage: What a Fish, He Has Gills, Donked Off Chips Very Happy

    So a fish is Phil12uk shaped then?

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