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    Re: JOKES THREAD

    Post  OnlyOneCT on Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:18 am

    A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, "for example do you know what your arsehole does while you are having an orgasm?". She replies "He's probably at Old Trafford watching Man Utd!"

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    Post  OnlyOneCT on Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:20 am

    A man goes into the library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
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    Re: JOKES THREAD

    Post  mickjenn on Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:20 am

    OnlyOneCT wrote:A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, "for example do you know what your arsehole does while you are having an orgasm?". She replies "He's probably at Old Trafford watching Man Utd!"

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    Re: JOKES THREAD

    Post  OnlyOneCT on Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:23 am

    95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample at hospital. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. Nurse asks why no sample?. He says sorry but i tried with my right hand, then my left!. Then my wife tried with both hands!, Then with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out. Then we got Ethel from next door to try!, But it was no good, we just couldn't get the fucking lid off the jar!!!


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    Re: JOKES THREAD

    Post  mickjenn on Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:25 am

    OnlyOneCT wrote:95 year old mean is given a jar to provide a sperm sample at hospital. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. Nurse asks why no sample?. He says sorry but i tried with my right hand, then my left!. Then my wife tried with both hands!, Then with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out. Then we got Ethel from next door to try!, But it was no good, we just couldn't get the fucking lid off the jar!!!

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    Post  webby on Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:59 pm

    Boy in confession says to priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I wanked myself off over my sister." Priest says "That is DISGRACEFUL! Especially as you have 2 gorgeous little brothers"

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    Post  webby on Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:01 pm

    A bloke says to his girlfriend: 'Do you wanna play the rape game?'
    'NO!' she replies.
    Bloke: 'That's the spirit!'

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    Post  webby on Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:04 pm

    Fabio Capello phones Wayne Bridge and say's " John Terry has lost the captain's arm band, can u have a look under your bed and see if it's there"

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    Post  webby on Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:06 pm

    I was standing in a queue behind a woman with a fat arse when her phone started bleeping. A little boy behind me shouts "fuck me, she's reversing"
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    Post  bl4de900 on Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:23 am

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    Re: JOKES THREAD

    Post  webby on Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:52 pm

    ant got a clue what you have done there but it looks dodgy as fook.

    ps: sky rich has got a face a wunt get bored of punching lol
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    Post  bl4de900 on Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:55 pm

    webby wrote:ant got a clue what you have done there but it looks dodgy as fook.

    ps: sky rich has got a face a wunt get bored of punching lol
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